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Funny Law Firm Names by 84fiero123
Started on: 06-02-2015 01:02 PM
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Report this Post06-02-2015 01:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 84fiero123Send a Private Message to 84fiero123Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
I just found this site that just has funny legal firms names, you will not believe some of them. Enjoy

http://www.you-can-be-funny...-Law-Firm-Names.html

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Report this Post06-02-2015 01:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TiredGXPSend a Private Message to TiredGXPEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
What, no Dewey, Screwem & Howe?
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Report this Post06-02-2015 01:15 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Marvin McInnisClick Here to visit Marvin McInnis's HomePageSend a Private Message to Marvin McInnisEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
A few years ago I noticed this ironic bit of topiary across the street from the courthouse in McPherson, KS. I figured it must be the law office's new logo:


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Report this Post06-02-2015 05:43 PM Click Here to See the Profile for RaydarSend a Private Message to RaydarEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
On another note, the doctors at the gastroenterology group I used to use were Drs Flood and Seeman. (Dr Flood has since left. Replaced by someone with a name that is not nearly as... interesting.)
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Report this Post06-02-2015 07:43 PM Click Here to See the Profile for tebaileySend a Private Message to tebaileyEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
We have a dentists office not to far from me , Dr Hurt.
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Report this Post06-03-2015 11:27 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Marvin McInnisClick Here to visit Marvin McInnis's HomePageSend a Private Message to Marvin McInnisEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Which reminds me of one of my all-time favorites: an OB/GYN in Oklahoma City (now retired) named "Dr. Beavers."

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Report this Post06-03-2015 03:49 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 2.5Send a Private Message to 2.5Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
I find it amusing how unoriginal they are.
With a lawfirm name like Millivitz, Millivitz and Millivitz.

Or is it that if they actually named it they wouldnt be taken sieriously?

and when its something like Johnson, Johnson and Smith. You can tell one of them is no longer around for example when it becomes Johnson and Smith, or that Smith took senority over when it becomes Smith and Johnson.

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Originally posted by 2.5:

Or is it that if they actually named it they wouldnt be taken sieriously?



Today it's mostly tradition. Prior to the late 1970s, advertising by lawyers ... including "creative" firm names ... was proscribed as unethical by state bar associations. Thus firm names like "World's Best Lawyers" or even "Kentucky Fried Attorneys" were prohibited as "unprofessional." In 1977 the U.S. Supreme Court, in Bates v. State Bar of Arizona (433 U.S. 350), overthrew such prohibitions, ruling that they posed an undue burden on a lawyer's right to free speech. Under the ruling, state bar associations could no longer prohibit advertising, but they could still regulate some aspects of it ... like factual accuracy. Even today, though, most law firms maintain a conservative public face ... which often still includes the tradition of naming the firm after the founding partners.

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Today it's mostly tradition. Prior to the late 1970s, advertising by lawyers ... including "creative" firm names ... was proscribed as unethical by state bar associations. Thus firm names like "World's Best Lawyers" or even "Kentucky Fried Attorneys" were prohibited as "unprofessional." In 1977 the U.S. Supreme Court, in Bates v. State Bar of Arizona (433 U.S. 350), overthrew such prohibitions, ruling that they posed an undue burden on a lawyer's right to free speech. Under the ruling, state bar associations could no longer prohibit advertising, but they could still regulate some aspects of it ... like factual accuracy. Even today, though, most law firms maintain a conservative public face ... which often still includes the tradition of naming the firm after the founding partners.


Nice tidbit of info. I was thinking there was alittle bit of ego involved in the names too. But I suppose you'd also want the family name if it is a known reliable one to customers.
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From a paper I presented at a business confierence in 1988, concerning professional ethics:

"Unfortunately, it is my experience that you cannot look to established professional organizations for much in the way of ethical guidance. Many of them do publish canons of ethics which are worthy of your consideration, but enforcement of those standards has been, at best, inconsistent and ineffective, and at its worst, petty and ridiculous. (One extreme example sticks in my mind: In the fall of 1983, the National Society of Professional Engineers reprimanded an engineering firm for placing its name on the uniforms of an amateur softball team it sponsored, having concluded that this was unethical conduct. That same month, more than twenty licensed Professional Engineers were indicted for bribery in the state of Maryland, along with the Vice President of the United States!)"
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Originally posted by Marvin McInnis:

From a paper I presented at a business confierence in 1988, concerning professional ethics:

"Unfortunately, it is my experience that you cannot look to established professional organizations for much in the way of ethical guidance. Many of them do publish canons of ethics which are worthy of your consideration, but enforcement of those standards has been, at best, inconsistent and ineffective, and at its worst, petty and ridiculous. (One extreme example sticks in my mind: In the fall of 1983, the National Society of Professional Engineers reprimanded an engineering firm for placing its name on the uniforms of an amateur softball team it sponsored, having concluded that this was unethical conduct. That same month, more than twenty licensed Professional Engineers were indicted for bribery in the state of Maryland, along with the Vice President of the United States!)"


Worked with a kid that had a job tool bag as a welder and the name of the company he used to work for was on it with a big crane in the background. It was called,

Accidental Erections.

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