the batteries, but fortunately there was a 7-11 right across the street.

As I walked through the door, I couldn't help but notice the strong odor of curry and the sounds of sitar and tabla wafting through the air. No one was at the counter, so I started toward the back of the store where I saw a bead curtain covering a doorway....

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While I walked across the room I contemplated why I even knew what a tabla was.
Finally I came to the edge of the doorway where the curtain hung, and said "hello"?

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As her head slowly turned, down the back of her neck scampered a creature like nothing I have ever seen before.
Even now, it's description eludes me.
At first glance, one might have mistaken it simply for a clump of her own hair.
But with movement, it's appearance shifted.

At first, my eyes stunted at it's form.
There were just no files in my brain with which to compare it to.
Like viewing a 4th dimensional creature, something that didn't quite obey the laws of normal existence.
It's movement was the only thing that appeared to give it any substance at all.

And as the gears in my brain slammed into panic mode at what it didn't want to see, my bowels opened wide at what it did see.
Looking at it, I knew that it saw me.
And instantly, it was beautiful.
She was beautiful.
The most beautiful thing in all of creation.
And I knew I would kill for them.

With an erection straining against my feces-soiled pants and a mouth like dried leaves, I screamed...

....too much !?

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: As her head slowly turned, down the back of her neck scampered a creature like nothing I have ever seen before. Even now, it's description eludes me. At first glance, one might have mistaken it simply for a clump of her own hair. But with movement, it's appearance shifted. At first, my eyes stunted at it's form. There were just no files in my brain with which to compare it to. Like viewing a 4th dimensional creature, something that didn't quite obey the laws of normal existence. It's movement was the only thing that appeared to give it any substance at all. And as the gears in my brain slammed into panic mode at what it didn't want to see, my bowels opened wide at what it did see. Looking at it, I knew that it saw me. And instantly, it was beautiful. She was beautiful. The most beautiful thing in all of creation. And I knew I would kill for them. With an erection straining against my feces-soiled pants and a mouth like dried leaves, I screamed...

You win. I want out.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: With an erection straining against my feces-soiled pants and a mouth like dried leaves, I screamed...

Einhorn is finkle. ........FINKLE is EINHORN! !!!!!

**** you I want none of this and ran back outside.
My eyes were watering and I knew that I had...

just moments to live, I will miss you guys. Keep your pants on..