Starting a heavy metal band called SWEET TOOTH. Instead of chickens, we will be biting the heads off these .

Make sure they are jam-filled to get the full effect

Closer to this?

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Make sure they are jam-filled to get the full effect

Good advice. Thanks.

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Starting a heavy metal band called SWEET TOOTH. Instead of chickens, we will be biting the heads off these .

have I ever told you, that you just ain't right?

You are 5 cans short of a six pack?

Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor?

Steve

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and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't



Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

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You're a french fry short of a Happy Meal.
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
You're about a sharp as a marble.
You're a burger short of a combo meal.
You're as smart as a rock.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot without instructions on the bottom of the heel.
You're not the brightest crayon in the box.
You're a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
You're dumber than a bag of hammers.
You're dumber than paint.
You're a few shades beyond blonde.
You would lose a debate with a doorknob.
You're so dumb you'd eat soup with a fork.

I don't remember what the topic was. I was just expounding on Steves post.

quote Originally posted by Monkeyman: You're a french fry short of a Happy Meal. You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer. You're about a sharp as a marble. You're a burger short of a combo meal. You're as smart as a rock. You couldn't pour water out of a boot without instructions on the bottom of the heel. You're not the brightest crayon in the box. You're a few sandwiches short of a picnic. You're dumber than a bag of hammers. You're dumber than paint. You're a few shades beyond blonde. You would lose a debate with a doorknob. You're so dumb you'd eat soup with a fork. I don't remember what the topic was. I was just expounding on Steves post.

I thought maybe you were pitching a new song.
You could sing that to the tune of (you guessed it) the Stones' "Monkeyman"

quote Originally posted by spark1:

I remember when all cartoons were like those.

quote Originally posted by Monkeyman: You're a french fry short of a Happy Meal. You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer. You're about a sharp as a marble. You're a burger short of a combo meal. You're as smart as a rock. You couldn't pour water out of a boot without instructions on the bottom of the heel. You're not the brightest crayon in the box. You're a few sandwiches short of a picnic. You're dumber than a bag of hammers. You're dumber than paint. You're a few shades beyond blonde. You would lose a debate with a doorknob. You're so dumb you'd eat soup with a fork. I don't remember what the topic was. I was just expounding on Steves post.

I had a girl friend once that fit all of the above, but she had a centerfold body

Didn't know where else to put this.
I haven't checked in with Mike in a while.

quote James Michael Thompson, born October 16, 1952, passed away September 11, 2021. He was preceded in death by his father, James, and brother-in-law, Steve Smith. He is survived by his mother, Minnie Thompson, and siblings, John Thompson (Bess), Fred Thompson (Denetta), and Richard Thompson, and Jane Smith. He is also survived by his wife, Linda Thompson, children Brad Thompson (Mary), Kevin Thompson, Stephen Thompson, David Thompson, and Kimberly Gorhan, and his grandchildren Laura, Phillip, Seth, Natalie, Levi, Sawyer, and Hudson. Mike loved to make people laugh. He enjoyed playing the guitar. He also loved to delight others with his cakes and pies.

That is sad news. He was one of my favorite forum members. He had a great sense of humor and I always enjoyed his song parodies.

Aw man..
He was truly funny and always upbeat here in OT.
He was also THE master of pun and double entendre...
https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/109167.html
https://www.fiero.nl/forum/...HTML/109345.html#p19


"Okay, Tony, you and Ray asked for it.

Look, there's a Plymouth on the horizon.
Why is it so small?

Because it's sofa away!"


https://obituaries.national...es-thompson-10356101

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Mike will be missed.

He passed his love of the guitar to his son.



I'm on call this week and weekend so I will have to pour a beer out for him next week.
The world is a little grayer today.

When I saw this six year old thread brought back to life, I was kind of wondering why. I am very saddened to realize it's due to the demise of a life... that of PFF member heybjorn.

Mike was such a good guy. We had exchanged countless PMs over the years. Mike enjoyed having fun, and I know it pained him to witness the silly squabbles in OT that flared up from time to time. If more people (including myself) were more like Mike, the world would be a much more harmonious place. RIP kind sir.