Originally posted by Valkrie9: ... the reason for the post, is the theory that, the sales bot algorithm reads ' Fiero ' then calculates, ' old car guys ', then ' what old car guys like ', computing... ' T and A ! ', Cha -Ching !
Valkrie9, your right. When I was a young guy I didn't like T and A.
Hold on ! That can't be right, in the '60s I was a unguided missile on a mission to hump, a jackrabbit, that made all the girls love me so tenderly, lol.
Why, it was just this afternoon, a young hottie crossed Lakeshore Boulevard in her 3" stiletto heels, little black mini dress, a spectacular set of pop-ups, a pleasant cooling breeze swirling around the skyscrapers, blustery winds, that caused her to keep pulling the hem of that mini down over her fine round cheeks, a thong between. Yep, ' She made them bounce, in step with her strides, your honor ' ' Bounce ? ' ' Yes, your honor, they were defying gravity, your honor, up and out ! Like a Hooter Girl ! ' ' Oh ! Yes then, I know what you mean, continue please, sir. ' ' Then, I lost sight of her as the traffic went through the lights, dynamo hum was reverberating between the buildings, I could feel it in my toes ! ' She was able to rotate her head around to look directly behind herself, to assess potential interlopers, attracted to her ample charms, like tail-gunner radar. She glimpsed me there, standing across the street, an old gray guy in shorts and a backpack, mouth open, ogling her dimpled derriere, those firm pillows. So then, I went into the Park, a group of fit young women dance bouncing on spring equipped runners, to some lousy hip hop noise, they too, were firm and bouncing, turning my day to voyeuristic titillation, I carried on to the beach, tall waves crashing in, there, dozens of sunbathers glistened with oils. I found the Flintstone campsite secluded, fed the ducks, geese, pigeons, sparrows and red-wings, who appreciated the sunflower seeds, vocalizing their happiness. The sixties were long ago, I still remember my glorious youth and feel good, knowing that I had found love and affection, bounty. A great day,
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. Beach Wear pop-ups, brought to you by the pop-ups sales flogging algorithm, sending cropped photos of healthy models modelling. Yes, Please ! I would be very happy to purchase all of the fashions for the young woman, for the beach, like, as many as she would like, yes. Yeah.. Like that. ( as Clint Eastwood said in the movie, ' Go Ahead, Make My Day ! ' )
Temu model in the orange Hooters top, much like the prop spinners of the Twin Merlin powered DeHavilland Mosquito, the firm, rounded nosecones, prominently displayed. ' I don't get my confidence from sanitary products, I get my confidence from my big knockers ! '
Caught my eye as I scrolled, all the desirable attributes of a swimsuit model. Temu ads for you, to promote sales, world wide. ' Very beautiful, very interesting, but, I'm just looking '
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Popped up in my yewtoob feed minutes ago, I thought to myself, ' Why, yes, yes, I am looking for a soulmate too ! Gee, what a fortunate coincidence ! ' That's why I enjoy PFF's pop-ups. /shorts/G42TK_1i28I ~ Chinese Girls !
Pop-ups are good to look at ! Temu_TeeTees_Brunette.jpg ' Do you like pop-ups ? ' ' Yes, I like pop-ups very much ! ' They keep popping up on my yewtoob feed, fortunately !
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OK, in the interest of Science, I just did a Google search for ... women's underwear and cocktail dresses. I'll report back if the PFF bot changes its tune ...
Reporting back ... no ads at all for a while. I haven't knowingly changed any browser settings, etc. Has Big Tech intervened on my behalf? Has Cliff ditched the Bot?? Has T & A advertising become off limits??? Has my demographic become more sober-minded and responsible???? (Please comment on the least probable scenario if responding ...)
. Princess Leia descends into the hold of the MillenniumFalcon from the bridge deck, ' No Chewbacca, you may not hump my leg again ! ' Chewbacca, always with the election, a horny puppy, happy to be a free roaming gonad. ' Back off Han, you neither ! . Reminds me of Barbara Eden, Jeannie, of my dreams, in brunette !
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. Temu pop-up ! It was the late '60s, I was an unguided missile with a puppy's intent to hump, ' I love you Jennifer ! ', yeah, I have regrets, now desire a time machine to do over what errors I made, to modify my timeline, changing reality in the present, just a little Hard To Say I'm Sorry - Chicago She had me wrapped around, she manipulated me, made me do things, I was her plaything to toy with, it was humiliating, she had me under her thumb ! ' I still love you Jennifer ! ' 55+ years later ! That night at the party, in the purple haze, that time that was so innocent and naive. Umm, Kai is a ..
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