Halloween is 3 weeks away and all I've been able to get up for decorations is my yard's big wooden spider but I'm already in trouble, as somewhere along the last 29 years my wife has lost her sense of humor..

As she slept this morning, I took the big spider pictured below, and formed it's legs to fit over her and gently set it down so.


And, I put a little plastic one behind the toilet seat so it would be visible when she lowered the seat.



No picture, but I placed another little one peeking out the toilet paper roll, and it came tumbling out when she pulled some paper off the roll.

She called me names!!.
Does that count as elder abuse?

Good morning!! As I reported previously, (or is it 'previously reported?') Halloween is in full swing here in subdivision land and I'm a bit behind the curve due t circumstances completely within my control. I did however, get out the decorations,including Bill and Bob the new (soon to be) front porch hanging skeletons.



but as I found out this morning when I switched on the light, they are evidently Bill and Belinda and they've been misbehaving a little while wife and I slept. Belinda be such a slut and is very evidently heels over head in lust with Bill...



At least Bill showed a bit of modesty after the fact; Belinda the usual exhibitionist did not. Puts a whole new spin on the term Corpus Delicti (body of the crime) tho from the looks on their faces, it was completely consensual.

Oh boy... you trying to give her a heart attack? Or is she used to your antics by now?

quote Originally posted by TheDigitalAlchemist: Oh boy... you trying to give her a heart attack? Or is she used to your antics by now?

She should be used to it by now. You know what they say about married life............ "It's the little things you do that count the most"

Last year, it was a doll I bought at Goodwill..my wife hates dolls. Finds 'em with their dull black eyes creepy. I moved it around constantly so it would be looking at her. Put it in the back seat once where she would see it in her rear view mirror, once behind the shower curtain, once next to her in bed with just it's blonde haired head sticking out...the little things...

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What a time to be alive.

Perfect!

My story is not really halloween related, but still a worthwhile endeavor.

My wife's brother works in theater. One afternoon in winter (already dark outside), he showed up while Tammy was not at home. He had an idea.
He "installed" a life-sized cardboard "Gimli" (from LOTR) stand-up, about six feet inside our bedroom door. It was completely invisible until the light was turned on.

She was not amused.

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quote Originally posted by Raydar: Perfect! My story is not really halloween related, but still a worthwhile endeavor. My wife's brother works in theater. One afternoon in winter (already dark outside), he showed up while Tammy was not at home. He had an idea. He "installed" a life-sized cardboard "Gimli" (from LOTR) stand-up, about six feet inside our bedroom door. It was completely invisible until the light was turned on. She was not amused.

Kinda looks like our Ogre doesn't it?

quote Originally posted by maryjane: ...they are evidently Bill and Belinda and they've been misbehaving a little while wife and I slept. Belinda be such a slut and is very evidently heels over head in lust with Bill...

I think that electronic gizmo they attached to your back has fired up your... imagination!

No new imagination. Just been a LOT of years since I was in a place to do things that didn't involve cows and other agriculture. (all thing considered tho, I'd give a lot to be back where I was..but I'm not)