Originally posted by Dude16: I drive a better car, I got a hot ***** and on top of that I ain't ugly like you.......hahhaha
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shady dude16
First off, what's with the satin tank top? What's with the visor? I have no fashion sense at all, but I know enough to know that you look like a total FRUITCAKE!
Folks, I'll bet the girlfriend (sorry; the "hot b****"; I bet she'd love to know he's referring to her that way) is just as imaginary as the 300, the NSX, the pickup truck, AND the SL500.
Dude16, here is a friendly bit of advice: psychologists have proven that there's nothing wrong with wanking off...but most agree that you should do it in private.
Originally posted by quantum1: Acura NSX, did your dad abuse you as a child, is he trying to play nice now. If all this is true you shouldn't have to work in a pizza place if your dad makes 24 grand in 2 weeks, you should be in that NSX or even a supra, becase it wouldn't matter if you wrecked one or not. He could replace it!
Same thing I was thinking, dude, I tell ya what.. you get your 24grand in 2 weeks making dad to buy you a plane ticket and ship your car down here, we'll take it to the local dragstrip.. and I'll race you for pinkslips.. how bout that?
I am telling you guys, this punk is the reason we should never make Corporal punishment illegal.
LOL: He probably gets a kick out of thinking that were all ticked off. I don't know about you guys, but to me this has been one of the funniest threads ever!
Dude16, just incase you missed it on the last page, here is a new Sig for you.
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Originally posted by Dude16: a whole $24,000???? lol thats so fuking pathetic...my dad owns a lumber prospecting business, he makes $24,000 in two weeks...you point is?
HAHA.. and you are in BC.. hrmmmmm... So I would give it a year before your Dad's buisness goes under then.. Seeing as how since the US ****ed us over with our lumber it is reported over 50% of the lumber buisness in BC has gone under... Well, when I go to visit my buddy in Vancoucer next month I will stop by and drop your pops a few bucks. I wouldn't want you starving to death or nothin'
Originally posted by JEDI: LOL: He probably gets a kick out of thinking that were all ticked off. I don't know about you guys, but to me this has been one of the funniest threads ever!
I'm sure he doesn't even know what his father really makes. I know we do a lot better than that in our bussiness and most of that money goes right back to the bussiness. Ever hear of overhead? And because his father makes this money doesn't mean that the kid is worth that much. It's his father's money after all. Get a real education and a real job with a salary and then you can talk, because right now you are just blowing smelly air out your butt POSER!!!.
Originally posted by Dude16: a whole $24,000???? lol thats so fuking pathetic...my dad owns a lumber prospecting business, he makes $24,000 in two weeks...you point is?
Yeah!!!
His dad feeds him the Lumber all the time!
Why in gods name would you post that Vanilla Ice Wanna be pic here and expect respect.
Go back to pizza hut and get the Fu*k off the forum. Go try to impress 300zx owners with your dellusions.
News flash , your a 16yr old white kid who works at pizza hut!!
Don't forget to get your whole head infront of the shotgun.
Also if you had no feet would you wear shoes??? No... I thought not.
Then why are you wearing a muscle shirt?
Just get the FUC* out
JM
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ROFLMAO, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life on this forum. Dude, you have got to be the biggest punk on the face of the planet. You work at Pizza Hut, and that makes you cool? Yeah, and pimpley faced 16 year olds are a real turn on too. rarrrrr
And I just have to ask, does your daddy wipe your a$$ for ya after you're done takin a dump too?? honestly, sounds like the guy has to hold your hand everywhere you go. "my dad makes more money that you, soo naaah," sh!t buddy, my dad could kick your dad's a$$. ROFLMAO
Now, I have many gay friends, and have some seriously well refined gaydar, and buddy you have got to be the biggest homo i have ever seen! but pllllease, could you refrain from telling us about your "sexy B!tch/Man whore" it's just disgusting.
That reminds me, I think I've discovered the true reason behind the car switch in Dude's case. It's not for more power, or cuz it's cooler lookin, etc. Could it possibly be because there is a lil more seat room for the knockin of boots? ::shivver::
All the same, thanks for the funniest reading of all time, and for uniting the forum members and reminding us that we all have one major thing in common, the love for the coolest, hottest looking, sexiest sounding car on the face of the planet!
--Holly
edited cuz i just yelled at the wrong damn person. SRY
[This message has been edited by LokiThePurpleGT (edited 07-19-2002).]
Originally posted by Dude16: driving my imaginary 300zx with all my stickers & 390 HP!! at night drunk......blew both my turbos trying to race a civic then lost controll and drove into some small trees and then hit a deer ( yes I was going fast ) broke 3 fingers and noticed I felt a little more dumber, was stuck on the side of the road for 7 hours, no one, nor I knew where the hell I was, but man that was some good shiiii...
found on O/T "whats the stupidest thing you have ever done" of course I changed it to better fit him
why don't you just leave you remind me of the immature little twerps that were in middle school for god sakes "my car is better, my dad makes more money, your ugly" well this thread has seriously made me laugh though thank you can't wait till Cliff bans ya
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Originally posted by LoW_KeY: found on O/T "whats the stupidest thing you have ever done" of course I changed it to better fit him
why don't you just leave you remind me of the immature little twerps that were in middle school for god sakes "my car is better, my dad makes more money, your ugly" well this thread has seriously made me laugh though thank you can't wait till Cliff bans ya
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I think hes making this all up, i think he is a poor bastard talking like hes a rich ***** , dude you dont have a 300zx, post a pic of it with you next to it in your driveway then ilkl believe you but not til then, its funny how you found a car identical to the one you dreamed about, its called
Originally posted by 85 gt fiero: I think hes making this all up, i think he is a poor bastard talking like hes a rich ***** , dude you dont have a 300zx, post a pic of it with you next to it in your driveway then ilkl believe you but not til then, its funny how you found a car identical to the one you dreamed about, its called
well actually its not BS I found the one I dreamt about a formula I was searchin for stripped down no options, oh wait.. fieros are junk and burn hahaha and my standards must be low to own a fiero
Hey everyone... I'd like some respect too... This shmuck has nothing on my dad and I! My daddy has one mealion doolars! muhahaha Err... One Bealion doolars! muhahaha! I'm going to go download pictures of all the $200k+ sports cars he gave me on my 16th birthday from the internet. I just don't have the time to figure out how to use my new $10,000 prototype digital camara.
Originally posted by Dude16: my dad owns a lumber prospecting business, he makes $24,000 in two weeks
"Lumber prospecting business". Okay. I'd guess then that he "hunts for 'wood'". Do I really need to go on with this, or did most of you read between the lines like I did?
Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree...
A wood hunter.. lol You taking on the family business hunting up umm er.. "wood" I got it, but I dont know if he will hes probably too stupid too....A wood hunter.. lol You taking on the family business hunting up umm er.. "wood"
My dad's a lumber prospector too, every 2 weeks he goes and pans for sawdust, which he sells for $24,000. We're not as rich as dude16 though, cause I never worked at a Pizza Hutt. (I have my own computer consulting business instead..) and another proof that we're not as rich as dude16.. my mom doesn't even drive a 93 cavalier, she has a a 1997 ford taurus.
now let's all give props to dude16, who's infinitely better than all of us, and who's motto is "I'm cool cuz my daddy buys me toys, and some dumb 9th grade b*tch sucks my ****."
Originally posted by Dude16: [B]Nissan Power All The Way
the only power nissan's got is in their diesels...I'll take that nissan and shove it up your ***!!!! Come visit the me with your nissan, I'll race you for pink slips and then scrap your car 'cuz thats all it is!
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This has got to be the funniest thread... I love the If you had no feet would you wear shoes line. We need to keep this thread as a reference for other lying little punks who come on here acting all big and bold. This has been great. You don't say much for the girls of Victoria, gettin all jiggy with your 2" wanker and all excited over your daddies 300. Well if daddy can buy him a car, maybe daddy buys him his women too...
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